Tailgating knob heads

[Sailor]

No need for fancy switches. A quick flick of the sidelights and watch their bonnet dip as they slam on the brakes.

But don't do it to trucks. The driver can often see you flicking the switch and might just call your bluff.

[taz8520]

Just had a BMW driver tailgating me in 50 zone so pulled over to let the kebab pass, then he slowed down so had to overtake him, the when I stopped at light he got out and asked me what I was playing at what f***ing knob, time for rear facing camera me thinks

[Donald]

What really gets me... the roundabout lane drifters, give them a pip of the horn and they give you a look like you've just called their grandmother a rhubarb. Sequence of two roundabouts I use pretty much every day, nearly every day I almost get bumped by some kebab in a people carrier or van or just an idiot that doesn't know where they're going. I do find VTEC past someone with a window open when they're not expecting it usually makes them a bit more aware of what's around them.

I find usually because a car might look quick, people just assume you drive like a total prat.

[4thgenphil]

Lets face it we all know what our cars will do. I don't feel the need to prove it to knobheads. So I just stick to the speed limit or a couple of MPH below it.

I call bollocks!

Thankyou for those kind words Phil. It so happens last week I was diagnosed with a Epididymitis Cyst on my right testicle which will involve people poking around with nasty sharp things to remove it.The cyst not my testicle before the enevitable joke starts)
BTW have your head lice eaten your crabs yet?

@paul bristol uk

jesus, worst choice of words ever!

in my defense i didnt know and was refering to the fact i know you dont own a 2.2 jdm prelude and 4.0l v8 soarer to do the speen limit, an the fact i met you

again sorry for any offence or hurt caused

[paul bristol uk]

Phil is a very good friend of mine and for those interested he did not upset me(my drokking groin does though)

I thought the speed limit was the red line on the dashboard!

[Doggo]

Knew a guy with the same thing (I think). Ball swelled up like a canteloupe, but with a quick opp. they soon fixed it and he was right as rain afterwards. Hope they get it sorted for ya soon.

[Supermarine Blues]

I remember someone tailgating me on a dual carriage way.
I saw a gap ahead in the inside lane, about 100 yards in front.
I dropped down a gear, gave it some and slid nicely into the gap.

I got pulled by the tailgating tosser

Agent provocateur - and there's nothing worse than a bent copper.

[Doggo]

Except a bent copper wearing women's underwear, obviously