Filthy degenerate behaviour. no longer safe for work

Post by **RattyMcClelland** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:16 pm

Me and my housemates at Uni used to leave turds for each other as a special gift. Take photos..etc etc. Was alot of fun.

But we saw the funny side of it.
I used scrunchies available in the shower but i know which is mine.

Doesnt bother me to much.

Post by **Doggo** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:17 pm

Jesus! Remind me never to p*ss you guys off!

(And am I the only one who thinks he'd have trouble sustaining... erm... full rigidity... for 4thgenphils approach?

)

Post by **4thgenphil** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:28 pm

Doggo wrote:Jesus! Remind me never to p*ss you guys off!

(And am I the only one who thinks he'd have trouble sustaining... erm... full rigidity... for 4thgenphils approach? )

a real man wouldnt!

remember "Fooking girls is for puffs"

A1ex · Post by **A1ex** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:30 pm

Post by **Doggo** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:33 pm

4thgenphil wrote:
Doggo wrote:Jesus! Remind me never to p*ss you guys off!

(And am I the only one who thinks he'd have trouble sustaining... erm... full rigidity... for 4thgenphils approach? )
a real man wouldnt!

remember "Fooking girls is for puffs"

LewisH · Post by **LewisH** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:36 pm

I once wiped dogshit under a teachers door handle when i was at school (I epicly hated this teacher that much, there was no word to describe my hate i had)

This dog jobby was fresh, as it was picked from my back garden that day straight after my dads dog ad done it (German sheppard ftw) (i lived 2 minutes from school

)

Also, in college..... One of our teachers looked like that monster off the goonies... So we printed 100 copies of it and stuck them all over his car. There was a picture of that monster thing, and him side by side saying "Spot the difference" in capital letters under it.

Ive cut a teachers crutches and left the tinyest bit, when they go to walk on them they have snapped as well....

I was the student any teacher wouldnt want

FrontBackSide2Side · Post by **FrontBackSide2Side** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:13 pm

back in the 80's when you used to get white dog poo on the street, my mate picked up a piece and put it in a bag of bon bons then offered them round lol

Post by **lewd lude lover** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 11:10 pm

you guys are as sick as my house mate

This thread has been a real eye opener. I shall be taking some of the ideas upon advisement..

What gives with guys torturing their missis??? isn't she supposed to be your best friend? Or did I miss that lesson

The chilli idea would not work. he lives off the stuff.

@ratty: you used to have a scat romance in uni was that? your a wrong un and no mistake

his reasoning was that he couldn't find his flannel. this is the reasoning of a retard imo.

Post by **RattyMcClelland** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 11:17 pm

Yer. One would leave the turd unflushed in the toilet for the next person.

I would come home from uni and usually the 1st thing id do it come back and make a cup of tea. 5 guys so i ask if anyone else wants one. Guaranteed one will be on the thomas crapper with the door wide open popping one out.
Id make him a tea hand have a conversation in situe. The rate the results.

I miss uni sooooo much.

Post by **paul bristol uk** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:58 am

Does he have a car? If so lift the carpets and pour a bottle of milk under the carpet. Give it a few days and he will be unable to drive it without vomiting. Note it is much more effective in warm weather.

Lude Generation

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