Filthy degenerate behaviour. no longer safe for work

bristol_bb4 · Post by **bristol_bb4** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:32 pm

sounds like phills had to evict someone in the past

A1ex · Post by **A1ex** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:34 pm

I had 4 years of student houses in uni. We had one guy, 20st, couldn't sit on the toilet properly and would get jobby on the toilet seat and then not wipe it off

He didn't steal shower stuff tho as he would only wash once a fortnight!

It's very annoy when you stuff gets used tho, especially anything that risks skin to skin transfer.

we live with this one girl, she used to steal food. But only tiny bits. Like, left over pizza, steal a meat ball. Leave a muffin out, pick a bit of chocolate off the top.

So we made some arse biscuits and laxative muffins. Sweaty gym crotch and bum hole biscuits

Sat in the living room she would come in nibbling a random biscuit which I knew had been rubbed on my balls

Anyway, to my point

Leave a few spiked items around the place, don't offer them and when you see them go down have a little smile to yourself. Cum in some shower gel / shampoo, itching powder in sponges etc etc. revenge is fun

Post by **4thgenphil** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:35 pm

bristol_bb4 wrote:sounds like phills had to evict someone in the past

no, thats how i knew it may back fire!

bristol_bb4 · Post by **bristol_bb4** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:38 pm

bahaha alex you brutal muffin

A1ex · Post by **A1ex** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:42 pm

bristol_bb4 wrote:bahaha alex you brutal muffin

tip of the iceberg! You don't just go to uni to read books and go to lectures. Well I didn't anyway!

The "S" express · Post by **honda-hardy** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:48 pm

when i was at college i got so infuriated with my teachers coffee and fag breath, so on an evening course i went in to the staff room and put some dog jobby in the kettle and boiled it. needless to say he never had coffee the next day as im sure the kettle was ruined, and the smell would have been horrendous.

A1ex · Post by **A1ex** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:49 pm

honda-hardy wrote:when i was at college i got so infuriated with my teachers coffee and fag breath, so on an evening course i went in to the staff room and put some dog jobby in the kettle and boiled it. needless to say he never had coffee the next day as im sure the kettle was ruined, and the smell would have been horrendous.

Immense!

Post by **Donald** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:51 pm

I have access to E. coli and quite a few other nasty bacteria if you want some LLL

Lol dog jobby kettle

The "S" express · Post by **honda-hardy** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:56 pm

Donald wrote:I have access to E. coli and quite a few other nasty bacteria if you want some LLL

so does lll's lodger.

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:10 pm

Loving these stories. My mate worked with a kiddy who hated his Missus, she used to go to bed early so he would sit downstairs and have a Clubbing Eddy over the adult channels, cumming his load on the sky remote. He would give it a partial wipe off and go to bed.

In the morning he would smile to himself as he came down the stairs to his Missus moaning about how crap the sky remote was as the buttons kept sticking.