Filthy degenerate behaviour. no longer safe for work

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 6:47 pm

My missus has a scrunchy and I use it to deep clean my arse crack.

It makes me smile when I see her in the bath scrubbing her face with it.

FrontBackSide2Side · Post by **FrontBackSide2Side** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 6:47 pm

so i take it your shower is off limits for the national meet then?

also can you get some new cooking oil before hand please

Post by **lewd lude lover** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 6:47 pm

i will have to i'm afraid. total ball ache but the alternative is was with something thats been round his balls

Post by **lewd lude lover** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 6:48 pm

@shiny: you are a nasty nasty man

Post by **Donald** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 6:52 pm

Labels are key.

'Bedroom oil'
'Cooking oil'

Post by **rob quilter** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 6:55 pm

Payback ftw.

Get his toothbrush and scratch your arse crack with it, then enjoy epic lol's when you walk past the bathroom and see him brushing his teeth.

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 6:57 pm

Better still, push his toothbrush down your japseye.

'92 Si VTEC · Post by **jjmartin349571** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 6:58 pm

Have you seen the balls of steel episode where the guy goes to a flat share interview, and gives himself a 'gentleman's clean' with a toothbrush in the bathroom and gets caught

Post by **rob quilter** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 6:59 pm

jjmartin349571 wrote:Have you seen the balls of steel episode where the guy goes to a flat share interview, and gives himself a 'gentleman's clean' with a toothbrush in the bathroom and gets caught

That has to be on YouTube

Post by **Lude-dude** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 7:00 pm

FrontBackSide2Side wrote:so i take it your shower is off limits for the national meet then?

also can you get some new cooking oil before hand please

you should change the meet title too...

"cooking oil bonanza 2013"

Lude Generation

Filthy degenerate behaviour. no longer safe for work

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