A night of "company" with Katurah

bristol_bb4 · Post by **bristol_bb4** » Wed Nov 07, 2012 8:38 pm

Gayno wrote:
fweakyg wrote:As its you babe ...... Yeh why not, need someone to dust off the cobwebs first ! lol
Your Aussie hunk not around any more?!

aussie? surely you mean african?

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Wed Nov 07, 2012 8:44 pm

It is a true fact that being kicked in the balls is more painful than giving birth.

If you kick a man in the balls, at no point in his life will he say "yes" if asked if he wants to be kicked in the balls again*

Yet women often choose to have more than one child, sometimes several children.

*excludes ball busting and cbt fetishists.

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Wed Nov 07, 2012 8:46 pm

fweakyg wrote:need someone to dust off the cobwebs first ! lol

Mmmmm, crusty fanny.

Tashini · Post by **Tashini** » Wed Nov 07, 2012 8:59 pm

Having not experienced childbirth yet, nor will I ever experience being kicked in the balls, I can't comment.

Though with childbirth, I imagine the child at the end makes it worthwhile. Being kicked in the groin has no upside for most.

However, if pregnancy is anything to go by, I won't be doing it again!

Post by **Donald** » Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:02 pm

Once in high school I ripped open a tea bag and threw it at some boy. He turned around and kicked me in the groin, something to do with the trauma/blood rushing to that area, ended up with probably a 75% hard on.

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:13 pm

I think the fact you teabagging a school boy was the main contributing factor.

Post by **Donald** » Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:16 pm

Well about 20 mins previous to that I did the same thing to someone else and they put me in a bin, no hard on achieved there.

Post by **indigolemon** » Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:17 pm

Gorgon wrote:Well about 20 mins previous to that I did the same thing to someone else and they put me in a bin, no hard on achieved there.

Well, none that you'll admit to.

Tashini · Post by **Tashini** » Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:25 pm

Haha. On the short ride home, this is what I come back to. I love the members here!

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:30 pm

Gorgon wrote:

Well about 20 mins previous to that I did the same thing to someone else and they put me in a bin, no hard on achieved there.

Have you tried a laundry bin? I often get an erection when fiddling through the laundry bin in people's houses.

How's about this for a true story bro. My mate used to work for a distribution centre in South Marston near Swindon. One of their contracts was either Triumph or M&S, can't remember which. Anyway, they had just finished their break and were told to unload a lorry. They opened up the back door of the lorry to find their work colleague sat in the back, he had opened up a box of bras, put them over his head and body and was having a jolly good old frantic Clubbing Eddy over the pictures of the pretty ladies on the boxes. Needless to say, he didn't turn up for work the following day.