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Post by lxstuart » Thu Mar 03, 2016 10:53 am

Sailor wrote:When my wife starting making curtains professionally 20 years ago, I built her a special 8ft x 4ft sewing table.
I dismantled it today. It took some effort, brick sh*thouse and all that. Did I really have to be that keen back then?
If you hadn't have been so keen, you could well have built 20 of them :D
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Post by jjmartin349571 » Thu Mar 03, 2016 12:34 pm

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Post by bennyboy » Thu Mar 03, 2016 12:37 pm

NOOO! Ah feck. Gutted for you. :( :x
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Post by Merlin » Thu Mar 03, 2016 1:01 pm

:( What did that?
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Post by jjmartin349571 » Thu Mar 03, 2016 1:06 pm

Merlin wrote::( What did that?
A bloody Twingo!!

How many 4th gens have been shunted from the arse end now?! :roll:

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Post by Merlin » Thu Mar 03, 2016 1:10 pm

French ba$tard!

jjmartin349571 wrote:How many 4th gens have been shunted from the arse end now
Indigolemon has enough experience of this :(
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Post by indigolemon » Thu Mar 03, 2016 1:58 pm

Lost both my 4G's to bumming incidents :(
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Post by jjmartin349571 » Thu Mar 03, 2016 2:10 pm

:(

Hopefully this one isn't lost, I drove it straight to the body shop (looking like something out of GTA with my boot flapping open and rear end stoved in :lol: ) and they're confident that it can be repaired. They reckon the area that folded is supposed to do that in an impact in order to save the chassis rails, and that nothing too difficult to repair has been bent. Will get it down to them ASAP, hopefully they'll do me a deal on sorting some other bodywork issues out at the same time because I have a few for them to be getting on with!

I'd also like to go on record and say that I wasn't driving the car at the time, so my unblemished zero accident record remains unscathed technically ;) Laura was driving the lude this morning, I just had to go and rescue her. I've already been told off for not asking if she was ok and instead rushing past her and removing all the trim from inside the boot to inspect the damage :lol:

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Post by lewd lude lover » Thu Mar 03, 2016 2:17 pm

Its a write off as the bottom is creased but it'll hammer out with some chains, jacks, blocks and a big fu ck off hammer. Damn french cars. I bet it crumpled like a tin can :lol:
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Post by nitin_s1 » Thu Mar 03, 2016 2:26 pm

I have been bummed by a VW Scirocco :x

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