TOWIE wankers

89 UKDM BA4 4WS (resto job!) · Post by **wurlycorner** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 3:02 am

I've been clubbing for drokking years.
I have seen some wankerish pretentious jobby in my time... (I've been to moneypenny's and, for my sins, Gatecrasher).
But can someone please explain to me how the drokk a bloke with a white airtex T shirt, jumper over his shoulders, diamonte earing and a LOUIS VITON MANBAG is a good look?

What the drokk has the world drokking come to?

I hate Essex...

mercutio · Post by **mercutio** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 9:28 am

lets face it you live with a load of southern softies

Post by **lewd lude lover** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 11:45 am

Faketan

White teeth

Popped collar

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaahahahahahahahaaaaaa

Cee u Next Tuesday's

Post by **Donald** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 11:57 am

Wait til you get to 2016

Post by **bluejackhustler** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 12:19 pm

Whats wrong with Crasher Wurly?

But yeah, my 12 year old Nephew just started saying shaaaataaap...... lots.

farlow · Post by **farlow** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 4:18 pm

Yeah, what is wrong with crasher ?

farlow · Post by **farlow** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 4:22 pm

Also wtf is towie ??

Post by **lewd lude lover** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 6:00 pm

Just took the body lemonade out of a mate because he told me he had his eyebrows tinted last week.

Metromotherfucker needs a slap in his stoooopid face.

Asked me what moisteriser I used? I near pissed myself. Then he tells me he has three different ones.

Mans in his 40's.....

WTF?

lucas · Post by **lucas** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 6:26 pm

farlow wrote:Also wtf is towie ??

the only way is essex

lucas · Post by **lucas** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 6:29 pm

lewd lude lover wrote:Just took the body lemonade out of a mate because he told me he had his eyebrows tinted last week.

Metromotherfucker needs a slap in his stoooopid face.

Asked me what moisteriser I used? I near pissed myself. Then he tells me he has three different ones.

Mans in his 40's.....

WTF?

Tbh, We do need to take care of our skin so moisturisers are acceptable

but tinting his eyebrows

give him a swift kick to where his balls used to be from me