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Post by lxstuart » Mon Jun 23, 2014 7:27 pm

I hope you're still on your side of the barn.
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Post by wurlycorner » Tue Jun 24, 2014 7:16 pm

Nice evening and I was missing the footie anyway because of crapily timed meeting at work, so decided to walk instead of get the tube...

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Post by Vtecmec » Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:48 pm

You can walk on water? :o

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Post by SPYDOR » Tue Jun 24, 2014 9:13 pm

:facepalm: :lol:
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Post by jjmartin349571 » Tue Jun 24, 2014 9:21 pm

Vtecmec wrote:You can walk on water? :o
He's obviously levitating :roll: :lol:

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Post by Doggo » Tue Jun 24, 2014 9:23 pm

jjmartin349571 wrote:
Vtecmec wrote:You can walk on water? :o
He's obviously levitating :roll: :lol:
Presumably some sort of hydropneumatics...

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Post by SPYDOR » Tue Jun 24, 2014 9:26 pm

...or a very serious flatulence problem.
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Post by Donald » Tue Jun 24, 2014 9:29 pm

I found a ski suit in the cupboard under the stairs. No idea who's it is as I've never bought a ski suit and neither has she.

Put it on anyway. Must be either women's size or child's size as I'm pretty short and it was still a tight squeeze. Comfy though.

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Post by Doggo » Tue Jun 24, 2014 9:40 pm

:?

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