When is it acceptable to punch a child in the face?

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Thu Jun 05, 2014 9:40 pm

Little bastards. They've made a right mess of your front wing.

Post by **GreenyUK** » Thu Jun 05, 2014 9:42 pm

Don't forget.. Dismember. Or send them back home with.. Bring your drokking kids up correctly carved in their chests lol

Post by **GreenyUK** » Thu Jun 05, 2014 9:42 pm

Shiny wrote:Little bastards. They've made a right mess of your front wing.

Post by **MrsGreeny** » Thu Jun 05, 2014 9:51 pm

Shiny wrote:Little bastards. They've made a right mess of your front wing.

Ooow ouch

mercutio · Post by **mercutio** » Thu Jun 05, 2014 9:55 pm

who cares

you know how cats seem to disappear when a Chinese opens up well there aint many bad kids round here

about 8 years ago there was a gang of kids who used to play football kicking the ball all over now that didn't bother me but if the ball hit the car or the window or they were running across the garden I got pissed off.
One day I heard the ball hit the car I went out said "come on lads enjoy your game but take care round the car" I didn't want to come across an old misery.
ten minutes later it hit the car again I went out again this time I was drokked off I told them if they couldn't keep it away from the car I would put a stop to their game as they weren't supposed to play ball games.
Ten minutes later the ball hit the window I knew it was deliberate as they stood in front of the house to do it so I grabbed the ball and told them to drokk off.
They thought they were big and started shouting abuse one even called the police so the plod arrived told me to give back the ball (useless twats) so I did.
The next night they were at it again only they thought they had one over on me the first time the ball hit the car I walked out grabbed the biggest mouthy kebab dragged him to his house round the corner he didn't know I knew where he lived I knocked on the door.
The lads dad came to the door I told him that his lad and his mates had not only tried to damage my car and window but had abused me verbally and Helen after I had been reasonable his dad looked at me gone out so I dropped the hammer I told him his son had also said he would get his dad to kill me so if he would like to step outside I would not only kill him I would kill everyone who knew him.
The guy jobby himself the lad jobby himself I didn't have trouble from any of them anymore

Post by **MrsGreeny** » Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:03 pm

mercutio wrote:who cares you know how cats seem to disappear when a Chinese opens up well there aint many bad kids round here

about 8 years ago there was a gang of kids who used to play football kicking the ball all over now that didn't bother me but if the ball hit the car or the window or they were running across the garden I got pissed off.
One day I heard the ball hit the car I went out said "come on lads enjoy your game but take care round the car" I didn't want to come across an old misery.
ten minutes later it hit the car again I went out again this time I was drokked off I told them if they couldn't keep it away from the car I would put a stop to their game as they weren't supposed to play ball games.
Ten minutes later the ball hit the window I knew it was deliberate as they stood in front of the house to do it so I grabbed the ball and told them to drokk off.
They thought they were big and started shouting abuse one even called the police so the plod arrived told me to give back the ball (useless twats) so I did.
The next night they were at it again only they thought they had one over on me the first time the ball hit the car I walked out grabbed the biggest mouthy kebab dragged him to his house round the corner he didn't know I knew where he lived I knocked on the door.
The lads dad came to the door I told him that his lad and his mates had not only tried to damage my car and window but had abused me verbally and Helen after I had been reasonable his dad looked at me gone out so I dropped the hammer I told him his son had also said he would get his dad to kill me so if he would like to step outside I would not only kill him I would kill everyone who knew him.
The guy jobby himself the lad jobby himself I didn't have trouble from any of them anymore

This just gets better....

I have a particular set of skills...

mercutio · Post by **mercutio** » Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:06 pm

I am not a bad man but it helps if they think your badder than them

Post by **GreenyUK** » Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:08 pm

mercutio wrote:who cares you know how cats seem to disappear when a Chinese opens up well there aint many bad kids round here

about 8 years ago there was a gang of kids who used to play football kicking the ball all over now that didn't bother me but if the ball hit the car or the window or they were running across the garden I got pissed off.
One day I heard the ball hit the car I went out said "come on lads enjoy your game but take care round the car" I didn't want to come across an old misery.
ten minutes later it hit the car again I went out again this time I was drokked off I told them if they couldn't keep it away from the car I would put a stop to their game as they weren't supposed to play ball games.
Ten minutes later the ball hit the window I knew it was deliberate as they stood in front of the house to do it so I grabbed the ball and told them to drokk off.
They thought they were big and started shouting abuse one even called the police so the plod arrived told me to give back the ball (useless twats) so I did.
The next night they were at it again only they thought they had one over on me the first time the ball hit the car I walked out grabbed the biggest mouthy kebab dragged him to his house round the corner he didn't know I knew where he lived I knocked on the door.
The lads dad came to the door I told him that his lad and his mates had not only tried to damage my car and window but had abused me verbally and Helen after I had been reasonable his dad looked at me gone out so I dropped the hammer I told him his son had also said he would get his dad to kill me so if he would like to step outside I would not only kill him I would kill everyone who knew him.
The guy jobby himself the lad jobby himself I didn't have trouble from any of them anymore

This is exactly how things should be dealt with!

I always find problems are resolved much faster with a healthy doze of aggression and or violence lol

mercutio · Post by **mercutio** » Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:09 pm

GreenyUK wrote:
mercutio wrote:who cares you know how cats seem to disappear when a Chinese opens up well there aint many bad kids round here

about 8 years ago there was a gang of kids who used to play football kicking the ball all over now that didn't bother me but if the ball hit the car or the window or they were running across the garden I got pissed off.
One day I heard the ball hit the car I went out said "come on lads enjoy your game but take care round the car" I didn't want to come across an old misery.
ten minutes later it hit the car again I went out again this time I was drokked off I told them if they couldn't keep it away from the car I would put a stop to their game as they weren't supposed to play ball games.
Ten minutes later the ball hit the window I knew it was deliberate as they stood in front of the house to do it so I grabbed the ball and told them to drokk off.
They thought they were big and started shouting abuse one even called the police so the plod arrived told me to give back the ball (useless twats) so I did.
The next night they were at it again only they thought they had one over on me the first time the ball hit the car I walked out grabbed the biggest mouthy kebab dragged him to his house round the corner he didn't know I knew where he lived I knocked on the door.
The lads dad came to the door I told him that his lad and his mates had not only tried to damage my car and window but had abused me verbally and Helen after I had been reasonable his dad looked at me gone out so I dropped the hammer I told him his son had also said he would get his dad to kill me so if he would like to step outside I would not only kill him I would kill everyone who knew him.
The guy jobby himself the lad jobby himself I didn't have trouble from any of them anymore
This is exactly how things should be dealt with!
I always find problems are resolved much faster with a healthy doze of aggression and or violence lol

I think the lad was beaten by his dad for bringing a nutter to the door

Post by **Thebusofwoe** » Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:10 pm

Mercutio, i need to shake ur hand,

. I would of accompanied myself with a baseball bat tho