Any exotic pet owners?

andypont · Post by **andypont** » Mon Oct 21, 2013 9:23 pm

4thgenphil wrote:i have 2 guinie pigs!

I have a couple of those in the freezer.

Post by **4thgenphil** » Mon Oct 21, 2013 9:31 pm

andypont wrote:
4thgenphil wrote:i have 2 guinie pigs!
I have a couple of those in the freezer.

want a couple more?

lxstuart · Post by **lxstuart** » Mon Oct 21, 2013 9:45 pm

I'm guessing he wants to play with the microscope.

Might even be able to find his penis with it.

lxstuart · Post by **lxstuart** » Mon Oct 21, 2013 9:46 pm

On a serious note, are you going to wait for the parking embarrassment to go out, and junk on a slide to look at?

Post by **Donald** » Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:36 pm

Excellent replies as always. PM me if you can help, might be easier.

Already done lx

as soon as I get some immersion oil for 1000x I will happily provide you with a hires pic.

This thread is now about Godzilla's marital problems and the value of creationists to the human species.

Post by **lewd lude lover** » Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:50 pm

I think they are one and the same thing.

If we feed Godzilla all the baffling creationists before he goes to see Mrs Zilla maybe he will get the boost of protein he needs to finish off?

Although, thinking about it, he would probably get terrible indigestion and be on the lav all night so that might not work..

Can we just feed them to him and then give him a gaviscon and a viagra?

'teach the controversy'

what a crock

YouTube · Post by **Sailor** » Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:52 pm

Ah, got it.
I wasn't sure if the thread title meant 'owners of exotic pets' or exotic people who have pets.

Post by **Doggo** » Mon Oct 21, 2013 11:02 pm

^^^ some excellent suggestions LLL, but Godzilla's marital problems surely don't stem from what the doctors call a lack of sproing?

I always thought he had a thing for Gigan and that was the trouble. Surely I'm not the only one to have noticed the obvious sexual tension. All those necks.

and I never believed the rumours of Mrs Zilla and MechaGodzilla. Why have cold steel when you can have the world's most monstrous zucchini?

That Mothra's a proper go-er though. 40 watt light-bulb and she's anybody's apparently.

Creationists do have value, BTW

They're hilarious.

Post by **lewd lude lover** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:36 pm

only in the same way a shark bite is funny

Post by **Doggo** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 6:39 pm

"No, not 400 million years... just six thousand... want to make something of it?"

Lude Generation

Any exotic pet owners?

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