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mercutio · Post by **mercutio** » Tue Sep 24, 2013 9:47 pm

I hated the sa80 I was part of the evaluation team I recommended they cancel it it fell to bits in use I had no problem at all with the famas I loved mine I tried to steal it when I left

but they wouldn't let me keep it

Post by **lewd lude lover** » Wed Sep 25, 2013 12:23 am

famas = sexytime

SA80 =

Steyr AUG = 32DD Titty massage with double cream.

bushygingernuts · Post by **bushygingernuts** » Wed Sep 25, 2013 3:53 am

I loved the gpmg my self tho having to change the barral for one Ernest had took a wiz on smelt like hot suger puffs with a hint of gun powder

Gpmg= sping brake gone wild

bb1boy · Post by **bb1boy** » Wed Sep 25, 2013 9:24 am

I have a Nerf gun..

Post by **lewd lude lover** » Wed Sep 25, 2013 9:36 am

you and my mate dan.

I sold him an air rifle. He didnt get it checked and when the OB came to look it over it was found to be over the legal limit

Firearms conviction...........

All he is allowed now is nurf guns

bb1boy · Post by **bb1boy** » Wed Sep 25, 2013 9:39 am

Firearms conviction?! Damn..

Post by **Donald** » Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:41 am

What is the limit? 12lb?

mercutio · Post by **mercutio** » Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:55 am

Donald wrote:What is the limit? 12lb?

yeah I think so after that you need a licence

89 UKDM BA4 4WS (resto job!) · Post by **wurlycorner** » Wed Sep 25, 2013 11:17 am

Since that topic seems to have been drifted into... Anyone interested in buying an air rifle? We have one that was 'inherited' from Lisa's ex.

PM me if interested.

Post by **lewd lude lover** » Wed Sep 25, 2013 11:23 am

well I bought it from a shop and the guy told me he tested it at 11.5lb

I then serviced it. carefully noting the place where i could break the factory loctite power screw and boost it up to 27lb

and specifically leaving it well alone. replaced all the seals and cleaned everything with an ocd level of refurb and went hunting. Found out i dont really feel like killing things any more

Left it in store for couple months and then sold it to my bezzy Dan as he fell in love with it.

Old bill came round for another reason that he was nothing to do with in the first place but took it away to get it looked over. It came out consistantly at 13.5-14lb

My guess is that the oil had dieseled in the workings as it had not been used for a while. this can restrict some of the parts and cause over pressure. But they tested it plenty times apparently and it was just over all the time. They also took note that the factory sealed power screw was still sealed from the factory. Didn't matter though.

@wurly: be careful!!!!!!
He ended up with a firearms conviction and loads of community service

I went into the station and gave them a statement and they contacted the shop that I bought it from but it was his responsibility apparently.

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