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Post by Donald » Mon May 27, 2013 11:19 pm

I just googled (UK) incest jokes.

2nd result, 2nd joke. :lol: :zip:
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Post by Doggo » Mon May 27, 2013 11:21 pm

Donald wrote:I just googled (UK) incest jokes.

2nd result, 2nd joke. :lol: :zip:
:!: :lol: :lol:

Not again! Fight! :x
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Post by lxstuart » Wed May 29, 2013 3:11 pm

Hmmm, so this is what happens when I'm away for a couple of days :roll:
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Post by bb1boy » Wed May 29, 2013 3:51 pm

lxstuart wrote:Hmmm, so this is what happens when I'm away for a couple of days :roll:
Yep, a girl turns up and everyone goes mental!!
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Post by Vtecmec » Wed May 29, 2013 3:56 pm

bb1boy wrote:Yep, a girl turns up and everyone goes mental!!
And then she runs for the hills!
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Post by bb1boy » Wed May 29, 2013 4:01 pm

Vtecmec wrote:And then she runs for the hills!
..probably her most sensible option! :lol:
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Post by sarah_h » Wed May 29, 2013 6:46 pm

bb1boy wrote:
Vtecmec wrote:And then she runs for the hills!
..probably her most sensible option! :lol:
No running to the hills for me - unfortunately for you lot! Unless the nutter who smashed up my Audi comes after me for reporting her to the police, then I might consider it!

This needs to get back on topic though, so who knows how to reset the SRS airbag light - someone tells me it involves a paperclip...
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Post by Doggo » Wed May 29, 2013 6:51 pm

Thank God for that. I was afeared that with you gone we'd have to draw straws for the skirt again :shock:

Loads of good Paperclippage stuff on here, so I'll leave someone more lucid/knowledgeable to elucidate :)


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Post by bb1boy » Wed May 29, 2013 6:59 pm

Pull your stereo fuse, or didisconnect the negative battery terminal for a few minutes to reset the ECU and then check your SRS light again - if it comes back on you can't reset it without solving the problem. Sorry if this has already been covered..
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Post by bb1boy » Wed May 29, 2013 7:01 pm

Ps, keep a rape alarm on you incase the nutter comes back (or if you ever meet anyone from this forum) :)
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