Happy news!

Post by **Lude-dude** » Thu May 23, 2013 6:37 pm

I remember taking my record of achievement to my first job

and everyone took the body lemonade

silly waste of time

Post by **indigolemon** » Thu May 23, 2013 6:38 pm

I have no idea what you guys are talking about. Well done to all of you though, well done indeed.

Post by **Donald** » Thu May 23, 2013 6:44 pm

lewd lude lover wrote:palm to the muthafuckin face home boi

Rep for working that into some Cypress Hill

indigolemon wrote:I have no idea what you guys are talking about. Well done to all of you though, well done indeed.

This I think is what most of us are talking about?

I don't have one of those things, I remember cutting the plastic sleeves out instead of buying proper ones and I used the gold things on the corners to fix a lampshade.

But I do have certificates

I have a prize of achievement in maths somewhere, it's worth nothing and I'm sure it was a body lemonade take because I got it just after scoring well below the 40% pass grade in a proper exam

89 UKDM BA4 4WS (resto job!) · Post by **wurlycorner** » Thu May 23, 2013 9:20 pm

I tried to do A level maths in a year of evening classes. At the first session, the tutor said, "this is aimed at people who've done A level maths over the 2 years and didn't quite manage to pass but want to top up on it, I wouldn't expect anybody to be able to do this course and pass straight off"

thought I...

(he was right of course - I got a U). I've just read the letter that accompanied the certificate and it starts by saying "I hope you are pleased with the grade you have achieved"

Errr...

mercutio · Post by **mercutio** » Thu May 23, 2013 9:26 pm

I don't have any certificates from school I think I have my raf blue books somewhere and my legion file is somewhere I have seen it in the last 2 years I think

Ted · Post by **Ted** » Thu May 23, 2013 10:00 pm

mercutio wrote:

I don't have any certificates from school I think I have my raf blue books somewhere and my legion file is somewhere I have seen it in the last 2 years I think

christ raf blue books, my old man has them from 50 years ago, do they still do them.

i have a certificate to say i can pick 10p up off the swimming pool floor in my pyjamas

mercutio · Post by **mercutio** » Thu May 23, 2013 10:04 pm

they did when I left lol not sure they had all my 252's in them though

Post by **Merlin** » Thu May 23, 2013 10:40 pm

Donald wrote:
This I think is what most of us are talking about?

I have one of those

Edd · Post by **Edd** » Thu May 23, 2013 11:02 pm

Merlin wrote:
Donald wrote:
This I think is what most of us are talking about?

I have one of those

So do I, never used it though, and I have no idea where it is. 12 years ago I put it in the basket where my mum put her magazines, but she's moved that now...

Post by **Doggo** » Thu May 23, 2013 11:20 pm

I have no idea what the hell that is.

I never got round to picking up my "A" Level certificates from school. I can't remember how I got into Higher Ed. without them but I obviously did. I went back to my home town a couple of years ago, and as I drove past my old school they had completely demolished it and rebuilt it a few yards to the left. I fear I may have trouble if anyone ever asks for the certificates.

Incidentally, I was a bloody idiot when I was young and only attended classes for the first half year at Uni (Poly.actually) and didn't turn up for the exams. I can still remember the letter they sent kicking me out, it started "Dear Mr Sinclair, We realise that this may come as a shock to you......."