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Post by lxstuart » Tue May 21, 2013 10:41 pm

Yes, they are.
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Post by Donald » Tue May 21, 2013 10:45 pm

What about now? Remotely testing my new found superpower(s).

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Post by lxstuart » Tue May 21, 2013 10:46 pm

Yes, still there.

Would it help if I go out of the room for a couple of minutes?
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Post by Donald » Tue May 21, 2013 10:47 pm

I don't think it's working. Put some mustard (still in jar) on top of the TV then go stand in your hallway, I'll try again.

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Post by lxstuart » Tue May 21, 2013 10:55 pm

I don't have any mustard, can't stand the stuff (unless I'm using it to make my winky tingle).

I've used room temperature goats milk, with two and a half tablespoons (UK measure) of watermelon.
This too should work, according to the double half reduction rule, assuming you're aware of the appropriate adjustments to your calculations.

Also note, I'll be in the kitchen.
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Post by Donald » Tue May 21, 2013 11:03 pm

That sounds about right. Although I will inform you in 2019 all measures are quartered yet retain their original name, e.g 250ml is a litre. Also it's against the law to break an egg if you're not listening to Gershwin.

Anyway.

If I've done it right your pictures should still be there.

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Post by lxstuart » Tue May 21, 2013 11:09 pm

They are, though oddly three of them have changed to jpg format.

You did remember about the basin of water?
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