Tailgating knob heads

nitin_s1 · Post by **nitin_s1** » Sun May 05, 2013 2:47 pm

I'm the guy who is tail gating.

Post by **Lude-dude** » Sun May 05, 2013 3:50 pm

just destroyed a civic type r today..

the conditions were perfect

lxstuart · Post by **lxstuart** » Sun May 05, 2013 4:09 pm

I had one last night in a corsa, I was in the Legend.

Nuff said.

Supermarine Blues · Post by **Supermarine Blues** » Sun May 05, 2013 7:34 pm

I usually find my appearance plus mouthing "fuck off cunt " in the rear view mirror makes them do just that.

Of course, since it's usually a total bellend who thinks his scowling company Audi TDS is something special, a 4WS 'Lude and a roundabout invariably results in howling, smoky understeer and that usually means they keep a respectable distance thereafter. I quite enjoy that.

Post by **Kawa** » Sun May 05, 2013 8:07 pm

I remember someone tailgating me on a dual carriage way.
I saw a gap ahead in the inside lane, about 100 yards in front.
I dropped down a gear, gave it some

and slid nicely into the gap.

I got pulled by the tailgating tosser

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Sun May 05, 2013 8:22 pm

Rocky wrote:Would it be wrong to wire in a handy button to light the brake lights in such an occasion.

Should make them back off but no risk of them piling into the back of you.

No need for fancy switches. A quick flick of the sidelights and watch their bonnet dip as they slam on the brakes.

Post by **paul bristol uk** » Sun May 05, 2013 9:07 pm

4thgenphil wrote:
paul bristol uk wrote:Lets face it we all know what our cars will do. I don't feel the need to prove it to knobheads. So I just stick to the speed limit or a couple of MPH below it.
I call bollocks!

Thankyou for those kind words Phil. It so happens last week I was diagnosed with a Epididymitis Cyst on my right testicle which will involve people poking around with nasty sharp things to remove it.The cyst not my testicle before the enevitable joke starts)
BTW have your head lice eaten your crabs yet?

Post by **DaveyBa8** » Sun May 05, 2013 9:13 pm

paul bristol uk wrote:
4thgenphil wrote:
paul bristol uk wrote:Lets face it we all know what our cars will do. I don't feel the need to prove it to knobheads. So I just stick to the speed limit or a couple of MPH below it.
I call bollocks!
Thankyou for those kind words Phil. It so happens last week I was diagnosed with a Epididymitis Cyst on my right testicle which will involve people poking around with nasty ysharp things to remove it.The cyst not my testicle before the enevitable joke starts)
BTW have your head lice eaten your crabs yet?

Very public lol.

Post by **Donald** » Sun May 05, 2013 9:14 pm

Very pubic I think you mean.

Crazy_C · Post by **Crazy_C** » Mon May 06, 2013 12:40 am

I love tailgaters, especially when I'm on the trike, as I can just drop down a gear, or let off the throttle, and it's like putting on the brakes (any biker knows what I mean), and the panic in their eyes as they realise is great. Although my favourite one by far is just slowing down nicely, letting them see a nice clear section of road in front of them, and me stopping them from tearing up that open road.

Or if I want to embarrass them, or scare them, I will just leave them in the dust, or if it's a dual carriageway, I'll pull up next to them, lean over and just tap on their window and indicate for them to open it. Doing that one actually made an Audi driver give me space behind me!