bad weekend for trm good weekend for me

Ted · Post by **Ted** » Mon Apr 15, 2013 10:56 pm

well the cosworth powered mk 1 escort i look after was a very pretty car

as im sure you will agree, until sunday that is when this happened

very nasty bit of damage but the occupants were ok.

sunday evening was a very different story with my local pub having a band play there every sunday i went down for a look and as it says in my profile if it aint got wheels or tits im not interested.

i was very interested sunday night i can tell you.

so a bad day turned in to a good night

YouTube · Post by **Sailor** » Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:25 pm

Would make a nice escort ...

Dbo · Post by **Dbo** » Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:29 pm

looks the splitting image of my ex wife and i divorced her cause i found out she was an escort

nitin_s1 · Post by **nitin_s1** » Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:40 pm

Those tits are the size of my balls!

Crazy_C · Post by **Crazy_C** » Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:47 pm

nitin_s1 wrote:Those tits are the size of my balls!

Nitin, if you climbed into that cleavage, we would have to send a rescue mission in to try and find you in that gaping chasm of bosomness and then try and drag you out before you suffocated, or even worse, j!zzed yourself to death!!

89 UKDM BA4 4WS (resto job!) · Post by **wurlycorner** » Tue Apr 16, 2013 11:20 am

Sailor wrote:Would make a nice escort ...

89 UKDM BA4 4WS (resto job!) · Post by **wurlycorner** » Tue Apr 16, 2013 11:22 am

So that's a pretty impressive rear end on that escort (the car, not the girl!)

What happened?
Gonna re-shell, or repair that one?

Rocky · Post by **Rocky** » Tue Apr 16, 2013 10:22 pm

Crazy_C wrote:
nitin_s1 wrote:Those tits are the size of my balls!
Nitin, if you climbed into that cleavage, we would have to send a rescue mission in to try and find you in that gaping chasm of bosomness and then try and drag you out before you suffocated, or even worse, j!zzed yourself to death!!

Can I volunteer to be a part of the rescue mission

Ted · Post by **Ted** » Tue Apr 16, 2013 10:29 pm

wurlycorner wrote:So that's a pretty impressive rear end on that escort (the car, not the girl!)

What happened?
Gonna re-shell, or repair that one?

big tank slapper on the escort (not the escort) and went off backwards in to a banking. going to repair it not reshell.

hell of a pair mind aint it. she won a million on ant and decs poker face quiz show believe it or not and i think she must have spent a fair chunk of it on them. seemed a nice girl but did love the attention she/they were getting.

89 UKDM BA4 4WS (resto job!) · Post by **wurlycorner** » Wed Apr 17, 2013 11:29 am

You have no choice when they're like that! You either have to love the attention or get something done about them like my ex did.