See 28, 29, and 30. We'll leave rule 31 out because you seem feisty, but don't expect to be treated like a lady until you rule 32.

My personal favourites are 25 and 26.
I'm reading these now! ThanksDonald wrote:I think everyone is forgetting the rules of the internet.
See 28, 29, and 30. We'll leave rule 31 out because you seem feisty, but don't expect to be treated like a lady until you rule 32.![]()
My personal favourites are 25 and 26.
They do seem quite prevalent in this forum.Donald wrote:My personal favourites are 25 and 26.
Howzit37 wrote:lxstuart thinks Lewd Lude Lover has a pretty mouth and becomes particularly messy when there are sleeping women in nearby tents, also...having administered so much chloroform and rohypnol in the past, he now smells like a date rape kit enveloped in shame...and as a finale, he masterbates, A LOT, probably while wrapped in some "kinky" barbed wire.
Howzit37 wrote:lxstuart thinks Lewd Lude Lover has a pretty mouth and becomes particularly messy when there are sleeping women in nearby tents, also...having administered so much chloroform and rohypnol in the past, he now smells like a date rape kit enveloped in shame...and as a finale, he masterbates, A LOT, probably while wrapped in some "kinky" barbed wire.
Howzit37 wrote:lxstuart thinks Lewd Lude Lover has a pretty mouth and becomes particularly messy when there are sleeping women in nearby tents, also...having administered so much chloroform and rohypnol in the past, he now smells like a date rape kit enveloped in shame...and as a finale, he masterbates, A LOT, probably while wrapped in some "kinky" barbed wire.
lxstuart wrote:Its a nice cuddly teddy bear, what could be more innocent?
Sorry, but I don't meet up for coffee or meals with strangers or cuddly teddy bears. I hope the bear isn't just a screen to hide a pretty average man behind though!lxstuart wrote:Yes, the Cayman will do nicely, certainly the best looking of Porsche's current line up, though decent condition 944 would be better.
I also didn't say you were pretty average, I merely commented that without further information, I would have to make the assumption that you were pretty average.
Apologies if this has upset you. Perhaps we should use this as a reason to get to know each other a little better?
Coffee/meal one evening?
Howzit37 wrote:lxstuart thinks Lewd Lude Lover has a pretty mouth and becomes particularly messy when there are sleeping women in nearby tents, also...having administered so much chloroform and rohypnol in the past, he now smells like a date rape kit enveloped in shame...and as a finale, he masterbates, A LOT, probably while wrapped in some "kinky" barbed wire.
I was only surmising that you might be hiding behind the bear. And I'm afraid the pretty and the average come together. You can't just cherry pick the bits you like!lxstuart wrote:I've been called a lot of things, but I'm fairly certain average isn't one of them.
Thanks for calling me pretty, though.
Yes I can, this is the internetsarah_h wrote:I like you
Howzit37 wrote:lxstuart thinks Lewd Lude Lover has a pretty mouth and becomes particularly messy when there are sleeping women in nearby tents, also...having administered so much chloroform and rohypnol in the past, he now smells like a date rape kit enveloped in shame...and as a finale, he masterbates, A LOT, probably while wrapped in some "kinky" barbed wire.