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Post by Donald » Sat May 25, 2013 9:26 pm

I think everyone is forgetting the rules of the internet.

See 28, 29, and 30. We'll leave rule 31 out because you seem feisty, but don't expect to be treated like a lady until you rule 32. :lol:

My personal favourites are 25 and 26.

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Post by sarah_h » Sat May 25, 2013 9:56 pm

Donald wrote:I think everyone is forgetting the rules of the internet.

See 28, 29, and 30. We'll leave rule 31 out because you seem feisty, but don't expect to be treated like a lady until you rule 32. :lol:

My personal favourites are 25 and 26.
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Post by lxstuart » Sat May 25, 2013 10:05 pm

Donald wrote:My personal favourites are 25 and 26.
They do seem quite prevalent in this forum.
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Post by lxstuart » Sat May 25, 2013 10:53 pm

Yes, the Cayman will do nicely, certainly the best looking of Porsche's current line up, though decent condition 944 would be better.

I also didn't say you were pretty average, I merely commented that without further information, I would have to make the assumption that you were pretty average.

Apologies if this has upset you. Perhaps we should use this as a reason to get to know each other a little better?

Coffee/meal one evening?

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Post by Donald » Sat May 25, 2013 10:56 pm

I don't think the avatar is doing you any favours :lol:

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Post by lxstuart » Sat May 25, 2013 11:02 pm

Its a nice cuddly teddy bear, what could be more innocent?
Howzit37 wrote:lxstuart thinks Lewd Lude Lover has a pretty mouth and becomes particularly messy when there are sleeping women in nearby tents, also...having administered so much chloroform and rohypnol in the past, he now smells like a date rape kit enveloped in shame...and as a finale, he masterbates, A LOT, probably while wrapped in some "kinky" barbed wire.
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Post by sarah_h » Sun May 26, 2013 11:12 am

lxstuart wrote:Its a nice cuddly teddy bear, what could be more innocent?
lxstuart wrote:Yes, the Cayman will do nicely, certainly the best looking of Porsche's current line up, though decent condition 944 would be better.

I also didn't say you were pretty average, I merely commented that without further information, I would have to make the assumption that you were pretty average.

Apologies if this has upset you. Perhaps we should use this as a reason to get to know each other a little better?

Coffee/meal one evening?

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Sorry, but I don't meet up for coffee or meals with strangers or cuddly teddy bears. I hope the bear isn't just a screen to hide a pretty average man behind though! ;)
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Post by lxstuart » Sun May 26, 2013 2:46 pm

I've been called a lot of things, but I'm fairly certain average isn't one of them.

Thanks for calling me pretty, though.
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Post by sarah_h » Sun May 26, 2013 2:54 pm

lxstuart wrote:I've been called a lot of things, but I'm fairly certain average isn't one of them.

Thanks for calling me pretty, though.
I was only surmising that you might be hiding behind the bear. And I'm afraid the pretty and the average come together. You can't just cherry pick the bits you like! :D
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Post by lxstuart » Sun May 26, 2013 5:46 pm

sarah_h wrote:I like you :D
Yes I can, this is the internet :lol:

As for the avatar, hmmm, maybe this one is more apt.
Howzit37 wrote:lxstuart thinks Lewd Lude Lover has a pretty mouth and becomes particularly messy when there are sleeping women in nearby tents, also...having administered so much chloroform and rohypnol in the past, he now smells like a date rape kit enveloped in shame...and as a finale, he masterbates, A LOT, probably while wrapped in some "kinky" barbed wire.
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