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bad weekend for trm good weekend for me
Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 10:56 pm
by Ted
well the cosworth powered mk 1 escort i look after was a very pretty car
as im sure you will agree, until sunday that is when this happened
very nasty bit of damage but the occupants were ok.
sunday evening was a very different story with my local pub having a band play there every sunday i went down for a look and as it says in my profile if it aint got wheels or tits im not interested.
i was very interested sunday night i can tell you.
so a bad day turned in to a good night
Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:25 pm
by Sailor
Would make a nice escort ...
Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:29 pm
by Dbo
looks the splitting image of my ex wife and i divorced her cause i found out she was an escort
Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:40 pm
by nitin_s1
Those tits are the size of my balls!
Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:47 pm
by Crazy_C
nitin_s1 wrote:Those tits are the size of my balls!
Nitin, if you climbed into that cleavage, we would have to send a rescue mission in to try and find you in that gaping chasm of bosomness and then try and drag you out before you suffocated, or even worse, j!zzed yourself to death!!
Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 11:20 am
by wurlycorner
Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 11:22 am
by wurlycorner
So that's a pretty impressive rear end on that escort (the car, not the girl!)
What happened?
Gonna re-shell, or repair that one?
Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 10:22 pm
by Rocky
Crazy_C wrote:nitin_s1 wrote:Those tits are the size of my balls!
Nitin, if you climbed into that cleavage, we would have to send a rescue mission in to try and find you in that gaping chasm of bosomness and then try and drag you out before you suffocated, or even worse, j!zzed yourself to death!!
Can I volunteer to be a part of the rescue mission
Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 10:29 pm
by Ted
wurlycorner wrote:So that's a pretty impressive rear end on that escort (the car, not the girl!)
What happened?
Gonna re-shell, or repair that one?
big tank slapper on the escort (not the escort) and went off backwards in to a banking. going to repair it not reshell.
hell of a pair mind aint it. she won a million on ant and decs poker face quiz show believe it or not and i think she must have spent a fair chunk of it on them. seemed a nice girl but did love the attention she/they were getting.
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 11:29 am
by wurlycorner
You have no choice when they're like that! You either have to love the attention or get something done about them like my ex did.
