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TOWIE wankers
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 3:02 am
by wurlycorner
I've been clubbing for drokking years.
I have seen some wankerish pretentious jobby in my time... (I've been to moneypenny's and, for my sins, Gatecrasher).
But can someone please explain to me how the drokk a bloke with a white airtex T shirt, jumper over his shoulders, diamonte earing and a LOUIS VITON MANBAG is a good look?
What the drokk has the world drokking come to?
I hate Essex...
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 9:28 am
by mercutio
lets face it you live with a load of southern softies
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 11:45 am
by lewd lude lover
Faketan
White teeth
Popped collar
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaahahahahahahahaaaaaa
Cee u Next Tuesday's
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 11:57 am
by Donald
Wait til you get to 2016
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 12:19 pm
by bluejackhustler
Whats wrong with Crasher Wurly?
But yeah, my 12 year old Nephew just started saying shaaaataaap...... lots.
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 4:18 pm
by farlow
Yeah, what is wrong with crasher ?
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 4:22 pm
by farlow
Also wtf is towie ??
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 6:00 pm
by lewd lude lover
Just took the body lemonade out of a mate because he told me he had his eyebrows tinted last week.
Metromotherfucker needs a slap in his stoooopid face.
Asked me what moisteriser I used? I near pissed myself. Then he tells me he has three different ones.
Mans in his 40's.....
WTF?
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 6:26 pm
by lucas
farlow wrote:Also wtf is towie ??
the only way is essex
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 6:29 pm
by lucas
lewd lude lover wrote:Just took the body lemonade out of a mate because he told me he had his eyebrows tinted last week.
Metromotherfucker needs a slap in his stoooopid face.
Asked me what moisteriser I used? I near pissed myself. Then he tells me he has three different ones.
Mans in his 40's.....
WTF?
Tbh, We do need to take care of our skin so moisturisers are acceptable
but tinting his eyebrows
give him a swift kick to where his balls used to be from me