Most surreal night of my life ...
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:20 pm
Start:- 9PM
Go to the wifes car, intending to go collect the Volvo from the garage. Instead find weeping man asking for a lift. Give said man a lift, end up being asked to go with him to a flat where he may be able to stay the night. Panic quietly inside and agree anyway. Go to the door which is answered by someone who looks very much like he wants to eat your soul. Somehow end up inside the kitchen of the flat with the previously crying man feeling scared for your life and ready to run at any point. Panic even more (but still quietly inside) as another man appears looking somehow even more disturbing than the first. Eventually leave this place and take the weeping man to the Police station feeling slightly relieved that the ordeal is at an end. Panic quietly as the police inform you there is nothing they can do to help the weeping man, and ask them if they would at least send a unit with you if you help the weeping man pick up some clothes from his flat, which has apparently been kicked in by people looking for him. Question your sanity a fair bit at this point. Arrive at Broomhead flats with police escort and go inside, arrive at the flat in question - identifiable by the huge board that covers all the holes in the front door caused by previous kickings. Wait while the weeping man gathers his things, and then somehow end up giving him a lift to the Gladyer Inn in Rosyth, as well as the £2.50 you had in your pocket. Finally collect the Volvo, arrive home, drink Guinness, surf net ...
END:- 11PM
Go to the wifes car, intending to go collect the Volvo from the garage. Instead find weeping man asking for a lift. Give said man a lift, end up being asked to go with him to a flat where he may be able to stay the night. Panic quietly inside and agree anyway. Go to the door which is answered by someone who looks very much like he wants to eat your soul. Somehow end up inside the kitchen of the flat with the previously crying man feeling scared for your life and ready to run at any point. Panic even more (but still quietly inside) as another man appears looking somehow even more disturbing than the first. Eventually leave this place and take the weeping man to the Police station feeling slightly relieved that the ordeal is at an end. Panic quietly as the police inform you there is nothing they can do to help the weeping man, and ask them if they would at least send a unit with you if you help the weeping man pick up some clothes from his flat, which has apparently been kicked in by people looking for him. Question your sanity a fair bit at this point. Arrive at Broomhead flats with police escort and go inside, arrive at the flat in question - identifiable by the huge board that covers all the holes in the front door caused by previous kickings. Wait while the weeping man gathers his things, and then somehow end up giving him a lift to the Gladyer Inn in Rosyth, as well as the £2.50 you had in your pocket. Finally collect the Volvo, arrive home, drink Guinness, surf net ...
END:- 11PM
