Don't bother washing your car...

Post by **Vtecmec** » Tue Oct 23, 2012 6:39 pm

ziyaan wrote:the reptilians are coming

According to Mr Icke, the're already here.

RattyMcClelland wrote:Sounds like racist rain. Just call it black rain.

Don't you mean native american rain?

simoncider · Post by **simoncider** » Tue Oct 23, 2012 7:56 pm

i've seen it out in the french alps, all the pistes went orange and it knackered my board.
weird.

Post by **Donald** » Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:06 pm

I think if my piste went orange my board would be knackered too.

Supermarine Blues · Post by **Supermarine Blues** » Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:18 pm

jjmartin349571 wrote:
ziyaan wrote:lets see the sand then
There you go

This was last time it happened down here in the South East, you could see it was definitely sand if you brushed it off

Brush it off? You can hear the scratching using plenty of water and a microfibre like nails down a blackboard.

:Anallyretentiveswirlmarkphobiaattack:

No wonder I've got the Supermarine Blues...

Supermarine Blues · Post by **Supermarine Blues** » Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:19 pm

Gorgon wrote:I think if my piste went orange my board would be knackered too.

I'd see a doctor about that.

Supermarine Blues · Post by **Supermarine Blues** » Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:19 pm

Gorgon wrote:I think if my piste went orange my board would be knackered too.

I'd see a doctor about that.

ziyaan · Post by **ziyaan** » Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:26 pm

A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me. My penis is orange." Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can check. Damned if the guy's penis isn't orange. Doc tells the guy, "This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a person's life."

Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doc asks the guy, "How are things going at work?" The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks ago. The doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress. Guy responds, "No. The boss was a real asshole, I had to work 20-30 hours of overtime every week and I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I'm getting paid double what I got on the old job and the boss is a really great guy." So the doc figures this isn't the reason.

He asks the guy, "How's your home life?" The guy says, "Well, I got divorced about eight months ago." The doc figures that this has got to be the reason for all of the guys stress. Guy says, "No. For years, all I listened to was nag, nag, nag. God, am I glad to be rid of that old bitch." So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer.

He inquires, "Do you have any hobbies or a social life?" The guy replies, "No, not really. Most nights I sit home, watch some porno flicks and munch on wotsits."

'92 Si VTEC · Post by **jjmartin349571** » Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:52 pm

Supermarine Blues wrote:
jjmartin349571 wrote:
ziyaan wrote:lets see the sand then
There you go

This was last time it happened down here in the South East, you could see it was definitely sand if you brushed it off
Brush it off? You can hear the scratching using plenty of water and a microfibre like nails down a blackboard.

:Anallyretentiveswirlmarkphobiaattack:

No wonder I've got the Supermarine Blues...

I was wondering when someone would squirm at that

I just rubbed some off with the tip of my finger to see what it was, nothing major

if the car is dusty/sandy then I usually rinse it off with the hose. Or just leave it on the car for months

SpacePilotJohnLee · Post by **SpacePilotJohnLee** » Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:52 pm

Bloody rain... no wait... it is actually bloody rain....